"Smells Like the 5 Minutes of Peace I'll Never Get" - Sarcastic Mom Candle
Looking for the perfect gift for a mom who deserves a break (but knows she'll never get one)? This candle captures the essence of mom life—chaotic, humorous, and a tiny bit desperate for peace. Whether you're shopping for yourself or a fellow mama, this sarcastic yet relaxing candle is sure to spark a smile.

Candle Details:
🌿 Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax (eco-friendly, clean-burning)
🕯️ Wick: Unique wooden wick for a soft crackle and even burn
🎨 Color: Natural Off-White (no dyes, just simple elegance)
🍁 Vessel: Frosted glass jar with a raw maple wood lid—stylish and reusable
📏 Size: 11oz vessel with 9oz of wax
⏳ Burn Time: Approx. 50 hours
🖐️ Handcrafted: Poured with care in the USA

Available Scents:
This candle is available in 9 delightful scents to suit any mood.

Why Moms Love It:
✔️ Hilariously relatable quote: "Smells like the 5 minutes of peace I'll never get"
✔️ Perfect for unwinding after a long day (or pretending to)
✔️ Makes a great gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because.

🎁 Gift Idea: Pair it with a cozy blanket, some tea, or chocolate for the ultimate mom gift set!
Bring a little lighthearted humor and relaxation into your home—or make a mom you know laugh out loud with this one-of-a-kind candle. 🕯️✨